Jun
13

Metro Man?

With Father’s day right around the corner, I can’t help but wonder, what will they ask for this year? Will it be a 50” flat screen TV, a Weber grill, a man cave, or: lipo, nose job and Botox!

Times have changed, and according to the American Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, men had approximately 800,000 cosmetic procedures last year, both minimally invasive and surgical. In the past 15 years, there has been 121% increase and the numbers won’t stop there, thank you to Men’s Health, GQ, Esquire, FHM, Maxim and so on. Leave those magazines lying around the house, ogle at them a bit, and see what happens.

So, you must be wondering, what are they getting done? Women all over the world have asked men to “step it up a notch” and they answered our prayers. However, that puts us back in the driver’s seat – more work for us!

Here’s the rundown on their Christmas list:

Top Ten Procedures: <

1. Facelift—14% Increase
2. Ear Surgery (Otoplasty)—11% Increase
3. Soft Tissue Fillers—10% Increase
4. Botulinum Toxin Type A—9% Increase
5. Liposuction—7% Increase
6. Breast Reduction in Men—6% Increase
7. Eyelid Surgery—4% Increase
8. Dermabrasion—4% Increase
9. Laser Hair Removal—4% Increase
10. Laser Treatment of Leg Veins—4% Increase

I can remember my Dad always “taking care” of himself. He worked out five times a week, dressed nicely, made sure he was groomed, and took an hour to get ready (including a shower). I was always proud to be in my father’s presence. He was a good looking man and very charismatic. He took the time like women do and I know my Mom appreciated that.

Should we feel uncomfortable asking our men to step it up? Apparently not! Look at the numbers above. Ask and you shall receive, or if at first you don’t succeed, try again? Nah, take the cookie from the baby until you get what you want. Men might be physically stronger, but we have what they want!

I’m personally glad they are feeling a bit of our “pain.” We have endured the Barbie Doll syndrome for many, many years and we need more Dove commercials out there to help us along.

Find that happy medium. We want our men to take care of themselves; however, we don’t want them to pull a triple crown on us!

Happy Father’s Day to all you “Metro Dads” out there!

xo, jo

Jo&Dad “Old Generation Metro Man”

Apr
11

Men & Eye Cream…Who Knew?

 


I have heard joyous chatter among small groups of women—is it possible that men might start caring for their skin?  Men work out, take vitamins (maybe), shave, and get a haircut (I know some men who get a haircut every two weeks).  I thought to myself, “nah, not possible.”  Men want women to look sexy, stay in shape, take care of themselves, and rock their bedrooms like a hurricane (remember that song—the good ole 80’s), but what do women get in return?  No thanks to Barbie, Sports Illustrated, and Playboy and thank God for Dove commercials!  We try our best to be all that we can be and try to live up to “their” image.  Seriously, men better step up their game or start sleeping with Fido!

Then one beautiful California day (again), I received a Facebook message from a friend I went to high school with, not a girl but a GUY!  He was inquiring about eye cream!  I sat back in my chair, took a swig of my white chocolate latte, and exclaimed, “Finally!”  Times are changing!  Ok, I got this one, I can help this guy out, and boy was I happy to do so!  I hope that he can get his grunting guy friends on the man train to hotness.

I researched his request and sent him an email back suggesting these products based

Vivite Eye Cream

Bobbi Brown Eye Cream

on his budget: ROC, Bobbi Brown and Vivite

ROC Eye Cream

These are three great products, which have been used by men, and women also use them.  I am hopeful that he will use one of the products and during a burping, screaming sports session grunt out the secret to his beautiful eyes and show the hard working, busting-ass women of society that men really do care about the way they look and aren’t afraid to fess up!

Eye cream, microdermabrasion, maybe even Botox?  Who knows…

Hang in there girls…baby steps!

 

xo, jo